I’m in Yer Blog, Takin’ Over Yer Posts

*Jumps in Sideshow’s computer chair, looking around*

Good, it’s nice and quiet in here.

*Flicks tail, lazily washing at whiskers*

I don’t get a lot of time to play, since those two noobs are always at their computers.  And weekends? Forget it! The only time I can safely log on is in the middle of the night.  Bella is supposed to be my look out, but she fails at it.  Freckles can be counted on sometimes.

Oh man, I get him in so much trouble… jumping on the counter… I just tell him there’s some food and up he goes! Lawl.

Wait, what was tha-

Loud truck went by, I had to hide… er, um, investigate.

Anywho, I wanted to share some druid love.  Cuz, these two, they play lame-o broken classes that no one likes.  Little do they know, I haz an uber druid.

And I rawk the PvP.

And I’m no carebear either.  I rolled on a PvP server cuz I’m hardcore like that.  I’m finally breakin’ out into the contested zones and it’s been a blast pwn’in’ noobs everywhere I go.

Like the other night, I was doing some quests and I could just smell noobcake near me.  I shifted into me form and stealthed up to them.

Bam! Ganked the beotch.

He’s all crying and begging.  I was like “Wut up? U got Capwn’d lol”

*scratches behind ear*

I’m pretty good at pwn’in’ IRL too.  Check this shizz out:

capnfrecksfaceoffsmallcapwnedsmallToo bad I can’t earn honor points off that big ol’ cat.  He’s like, what, 4 levels higher and 6 pounds heavier than me?  He’s fine if he’s pwn’in’ me, but once I take Tonz of Fun down, he’s all QQing to Syrana and Sideshow.

Baby.

He doesn’t play too much since he likes to sleep.  I can’t blame him, but I get my best sleep when Syrana and Sideshow are at work.  When Freckles does play, I make him be my meatshield.  I mean, just look at him.  He has tank written all over him, amirite?

*Leaps out of chair and dashes under the bed.  A few minutes go by before he slinks back to the computer*

I heard something again.

*Looks at computer screen*

Aww dammit! Some dbag ganked me while I was AFK.  WTF?! So uncool.

*Licks his paw and rubs behind his ear, then licks at his back a couple times*

Looks like I’m going to be putting these quests on hold while I camp this jerk.

And no, I can’t tell you noobs what my toons name is or which server.  You’d be jealous of my pure awesomeness.

*Looks at the window, noticing the sun starting to rise*

Crap, looks like I better go nap on the couch.  But one thing is certain, if I don’t get me some Fancy Feast this week, I’m deleting Syrana’s toons.

After I take her gold.

Hmm, I should make Sideshow a chick.  That’d be funny.

capwn

Comments

  1. Give your kitteh a Cheezbuger & kitteh will be happy :)

    Happy April Fools day Syrana & Sideshow!

  2. Fulguralis
    Twitter: Fulguralis
    says:

    lol nice.

  3. “… I shifted into me form …”

    That cracks me up.

  4. I remember when you first started blogging. I added you to my blog roll because there was something about your blog I liked…

    This post has gotten you a permanent spot on my blog roll FO EVA.

    F’n awesome…I was laughing the whole time…great post lol

  5. I’m deleting Syrana’s toons. After I take her gold.

    Oh i’m laughing, haha! This post made my day! :-D

  6. Kelinarra says:

    Cat power! huzzah! Cute and funny…great April Fools post!

  7. @ Capone
    I think you’re the first cat I like
    Bravo.

  8. Zaralin
    Twitter: ZaralinOfElune
    says:

    That was absolutley hilarious! Cats RAWK!!!!!

  9. That was an unfair fight. Freckles was clearly using a PvE spec, and had absolutely no chance against Capone, who was sporting 4/5 Season gear, plus Catnip of the Divine Swords.

  10. *ears back, tail lashing about*

    Bout time my uber leetness is recognized, srsly.

  11. Syrana
    Twitter: Syrana
    says:

    @Capone – shoo, naughty kitteh

    I’m glad everyone enjoyed that, you can ask Sideshow, I was rackin’ my brain for an April Fool’s idea. I didn’t want anything too over the top (or too lame).

    And yay for the permanent spot on WTFspaghetti’s blogroll! /cheer

    @Krizzly – It’s true, Capone did have the PvP advantage, making that World PvP unfair, to say the least.

  12. Samodean
    Twitter: Samodean
    says:

    I demand more kitteh posts in the future!

  13. OH my goodness that was soooo cute. I have a kitteh that takes on my puppeh and they are a riot too.

  14. Syrana
    Twitter: Syrana
    says:

    @Sam – Careful what you wish for :P

    @Cat – :D Animals can be so entertaining!

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