The Smell of Smoking Leather

[This is a true holiday gift! Gnomeaggedon of Armaggedon's Coming has been voluntarily enslaved long enough to tap out a message to all of you.  Enjoy!]

This must be the place. I don’t think I failed in tweaking that port into a cross-realm port.

It made it easier following the highly perfumed scent trail that Syranaggedon left behind and the smell of smoking leather here tells me this must be the place.

I wonder if the leather was Sideshow’s or whether Syrana likes to shed the cloth at night and borrow her Succubus’ toys.

I know I came here to find out, but in hindsight that may have been an error in normally unfallable Gnome Judgement. Right now I wish Squidly was here to remove curses… and of course diseases.

I believe the Mistress of Souls has been spreading her feedreader filling disease around lately, catching the likes of Samodean off guard with her fiendish topics.

Ahhh this is the right place. The Debris of a blog celebration is strewn around the place. Maybe if I hadn’t been Gnomenapped by Jong for Megan’s amusement I could have made this party… Something about Locks and their desire to pervert Gnomes…

Uhhhh Ohhh, someones coming…

Make like an Imp…
Think like an Imp…
Throw fireballs like an Imp…

Ssssshhhhh don’t tell Syrana it’s me, I want to get tucked in under the covers when she heads to bed…

I hope she doesn’t dismiss her minions at night…. Ohh I’ll just go invisible and peer from behind her boot collection…

Just before I “play Imp”, I’d just like to wish Syrana and Sideshow, Syrana’s wonderful parents (and Sideshow’s too) and all you deviant readers a very happy and safe holiday season…

I hope you can retrieve your soulshards from Syrana before the new year!

Gnomer and Out!

Comments

  1. Thank you Gnomer and a happy and safe holiday season to you and your family! Be careful not to get kicked if you make it under the covers! lol

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the blog readers
    (and writers) too!

  2. Samodean
    Twitter: Samodean
    says:

    I’m brainlocked by the sheer number of jokes that just rushed into my mind.

    Brilliant, Gnomer.

  3. Syrana
    Twitter: Syrana
    says:

    Thank you again, Gnomer, I loved getting a guest post gift from you! And the fact that you stunned Samo makes you a god :P