Sideshow & Syrana

Tag: Humor

Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cats

by Syrana on Feb.22, 2010, under General

  1. No matter how independent I may be (or try to be) there may be things I still depend on others for
  2. Sleep is a precious commodity
  3. If you have something yummy to eat, I want to try some too
  4. We can be friends even if we don’t totally understand each other’s language
  5. I can get your attention by being friendly
  6. Sometimes we just need to whine and cuddle
  7. I’d rather hold it than use a filthy bathroom
  8. I’m always excited to see someone I care about
  9. Curiosity and caution are actually good traits
  10. Alone time is needed, as is play time with others
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Screenshot (and song) Sunday: Barrens Road of Broken Dreams

by Syrana on Feb.21, 2010, under Screenshots, World of Warcraft

(I blame Krizzlybear, who’s been doing a lot of song parodies this month!  This one is based upon Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day [Lyrics] [Video])

I walk a lonely road
The only zone that I have ever known
Don’t know where you are
But it’s fun for me and I quest alone

I quest this empty zone
On the Barrens Road of Broken Dreams
Where the centaur sleeps
and I’m the only one and I quest alone

I quest alone
I quest alone

I quest alone
I quest a…

My mini-pet’s the only one that travels with me
No recruit-a-friend to keep me company
Sometimes I wish someone would group up with me
‘Til then I quest alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I’m heading north this time
Can’t decide which quest chain to follow
On the border now
Of the Barrens and Ashenvale, wait

Who’s coming at me
I fucked up and flagged myself and died
Time to find my corpse
Resurrect again, and so I quest alone

I quest alone
I quest alone

I quest alone
I quest a…

My mini-pet’s the only one that travels with me
No recruit-a-friend to keep me company
Sometimes I wish someone would group up with me
‘Til then I quest alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I quest alone
I quest a…

I quest this empty zone
On the Barrens Road of Broken Dreams
Where the centaur sleeps
and I’m the only one and I quest alone

My mini-pet’s the only one that travels with me
No recruit-a-friend to keep me company
Sometimes I wish someone would group up with me
‘Til then I quest alone…

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Friday Funnies: 5 Things I’ve Learned From Formspring

by Syrana on Feb.19, 2010, under Entertainment, General

So… I’ve been playing around with formspring, right?

Courtesy of Wildphotons @ Flickr

Here’s what I’ve learned so far:

5 – Anonymous questions are the most risque

4 – Answering anonymous questions is fun

3 – Answering any question is fun

2 – I like to babble (wait, we knew that one already)

And the number one thing I’ve learned from formspring…

Having boobs will save me from falling into a pit of liquid hawt mag-ma.

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Secretly Admiring You From Afar

by Syrana on Feb.12, 2010, under General

And gazing upon your huge… walls of text.

It’s not quite spring yet, but some of us bloggers are getting twitterpated and signing up to secretly admire another blogger.

This will be interesting… oh yes, it shall be.

P.S. I like chocolate.

P.P.S. And souls.

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Friday Funnies: The Girl vs. G.I.R.L. Test

by Syrana on Feb.12, 2010, under Gaming, General, World of Warcraft

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Rivs of High Latency Life has created a handy-dandy test to find out if you are dealing with a girl or a G.I.R.L. (guy in real life).  Check out the test, then I’ll tell you my score. (continue reading…)

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Friday Funnies: The Elusive Syrana Hamster

by Syrana on Feb.05, 2010, under Entertainment, Humor

So… the other night I was perusing keyword searches that reach this here blog.  Some make sense, some are weird and make me wonder why they woulda looked through 50+ pages before finding us, and some…. some are just amusing.

One of these amusing search terms was “syrana hampster.”  Of course, I shared this on Twitter.

And, you know what, I think we have found it!

Or… more accurately… Sunshinecelery found it!

It’s quite likely this person was trying to find Syrian hamsters.

Or… maybe… there really is an evil Syrana hamster?  You be the judge!

Syrana: So what do you want to do tonight, Hamster?

Syrana Hamster: Same thing we do every night, Syrana – try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Disclaimer: No hamsters were harmed during the making of this post.
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Image Source: Curiousanimals.net (Thanks again for the find, Cel!)
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Screenshot Sunday: Brave New Gnome

by Syrana on Jan.31, 2010, under Screenshots, World of Warcraft

Bravely exploring the depths of the pet store aquarium, he finds treasure bigger than his head!

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Friday Funnies: I Like Cake

by Syrana on Jan.29, 2010, under Entertainment, Gaming, Humor

ClockWorkGrue @ Flickr

… minus the blood.

SanFranAnnie @ Flickr

Indeed.

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Friday Funnies: Farmville!

by Syrana on Jan.15, 2010, under Entertainment, Gaming, Video

Ok, admittedly, I have recently succumbed to the Facebook gaming craze.  I suppose that makes this video that much more hilarious to me.  Anywho, if you have not seen this yet (thanks to @mikeschramm for tweeting this the other day, which is how I found it!), I suggest you watch it for a good laugh.

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